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Historians agree that the real Pandora’s Box was actually a basket of grumpy kittens. Postcard from my collection, mailed 1904.

can some strong, strapping young individual please come over and help me with some computer issues?

im having trouble opening some jars

let me help you write! :blobcatreach:

*begins typing “mew mew mew mew” over and over into the nearest text box*

We have always loved kitty yawns. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

girls become exponentially more powerful once they learn how to chroot(8)

it’s very funny to me that there was a time when mastodon didn’t have actual federation yet

Just a tiny moment. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

the only chatbot you’re allowed to ask about your code is Clod Code. it furwards your requests to @wallhackio and he responds whenever he feels like it

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on "gayocat"s 

there used to be a twitter account @gayocats@twitter.com with the display name “Gay Cats”. it was just a catposting bot. i would link to so many tweets from that bot a couple years ago that at least a one of my mutuals started using the term “gayocat” regularly. i eventually created a reposter bot at @gayocats befur the original bot creator created their own Official mastodon account after getting frustrated with twitter. i think that moved bot is down now though. i completely furget what the handle even was lol

today in minor tragedies: a poor vaporeon learns just one of the many small ways markdown is a fucked up little markup language

We ❤️ kitten bros. Photo from my collection, ca. 1950s.

Hey I'm back at home now. Dealt with a small mold scare, but I hope things are fine since I cleaned the best i couild.

I'm going to get groceries next week and starting off the process for finalizing shit for my car.

I've been fighting a lot of pain during and after my visit, and getting the help i need would be one less problem to deal with. blackqueer.life/@moo/114967209

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📟🐱 GlitchCat

A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.