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i’m a hater, but unfurtunately, i have to admit the philly wobs cooked with this one

i think it’s pretty cool that kansas city lost and that nothing i didn’t want to happen happened. yup. absol-utely nothing. there was nothing that i did not want to happen that did end up happening. nuh uh. nope.

i hereby place a curse on kansas. the only way to lift it is to finally change your name and logo like you already should have years ago. otherwise writhe in misery.

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fuck the chiefs. i hope you never win the supurr bowl ever again

i popped in early just to make sure i wouldn’t miss the supurr bowl but what the fuck is happening in this game rn

Total Jortage deficit since April 2024 (when my life fell apart and I was no longer a font of money): $909.87

Paid for by individual one-time contributions: $640
Paid for by overcontributions: $130.06

Remaining deficit: $139.81

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long, Jortage expense report (January 2025) 

#Jortage

Fastly (CDN): $0.00 (±$0.00)
OVH (hosting): $111.53 (±$0.00)
UptimeRobot (monitoring): $8.00 (±$0.00)
Backblaze (storage/backups): $359.66 (+$57.50)

Subtotal: $479.19 (+$57.50)
Contributions: $515.47 (±$0.00)

Total (out of pocket): $0.00 (±$0.00)

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