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on the Wikipedia page for the date palm and saw this incredible bit:

"One cultivar, the Judean date palm, is renowned for its long-lived orthodox seed, which successfully sprouted after accidental storage for 2,000 years.[26] In total seven seeds about 2000 years old have sprouted and turned into trees named Methuselah, Hannah, Adam, Judith, Boaz, Jonah and Uriel."

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Date_pal

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sometimes a kitten might get a little bit confused. this is normal for kittns

Very fancy potato postcard from my collection, date unknown.

In the beginning the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ created the biscuits and purrs. And its biscuits were without form, and it was a void, and darkness was upon the face of the kitty. And the Spirit of the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ moved away upon facing the waters. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ said, “let me be kitty”. And it was kitty. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ saw that it was kitty, that it was a good kitty: and the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ divided the light away from the darkness of its fur. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ called the light Gay, and the darkness it called also Gay. And the evening and the murring were the first gay.

re: weed, sobriety, and disability 

@aescling the real weed catte was blaze all along

is sakamoto a pokémon mystery dungeon fakemon

i think the fact that we're pretending there is not still a pandemic is profoundly breaking me and everyone around me

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