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it’s still raining. how the fuck am i supposed to go on a long walk with my xxs sylveon :blobmeow_weary:

alternatively just use a global size variable; we can abuse statefulness fur the funny

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javascript 

class Monorail {
#value;
#size = 1;

constructor(value) {
this.#value = value;
}

bind(f) {
const newThis = f(this.#value);

if (newThis.#size < this.#size + 1) newThis.#size = this.#size + 1;
console.log(`the glaceon is now ${newThis.#size} meters tall`);
return newThis;
}
};
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the monorail monad. every time you bind it logs that the shiny glaceon has gotten a little big larger

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Pick one.

when i have gone away
ripe berries
the moon wanes

after a long nap
in envelopes
the bright moon arrives

*wakes up*
*myawns*
*does a big stretchy* >w<
mewmew! :netkitty_w:

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