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this is an official warning that if you have a cat in your house, if i find it, i will immediately stop what i am doing to spend a midwestern goodbye’s length amount of time trying to befriend your cat if it will let me

i have learned the crimes i will gay and it is coming to your house and stealing your cat by making it instantly love me

absolutely scandalous. i'm such a villain

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re: not to be a pedant or anything, but there is a correct answer to this one 

oh wait that poll might have been confusing though, the answers were just about what the vowel was

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re: not to be a pedant or anything, but there is a correct answer to this one 

75% were wrong

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📟🐱 GlitchCat

A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.