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“the sacred grounds is really not all that hard” —me unironically

attempting cave story’s best ending has me realizing that i have a less extreme version of caleb’s fucked up notion of what is “hard”

smash is becoming really funny in concept because these sessions have been like

​ what the fuck do i do i can’t do anything i feel like i get punished fur everything

​ oh my god if i am 1% inaccurate at any time i could just Die

fall weather means i can wear my espeon and umbreon hoodies all the time :3

(typed racket does exist but the type system is too powerful in ways that make it frustrating)

haskell is really fun to write in but the syntax fuckery annoys me so much. by comparison OCaml syntax feels like lisp. i think half the reason i've always like scheme-like lisps is they feel like OCaml (but without the type checker, obviously)

also, mornyawn . @clock, do your thing

ÆSCLING ACTIVATES the TF MACHINE!

ÆSCLING TRANSFURMS from ESPEON to ALOLAN NINETALES!

ÆSCLING SWISCHES its big fluffy $$$$-ing TAILS!

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i wanted more world series dammit

i know if from OCaml (whose pattern matching semantics are more or less what Rust uses, from what i understand) but the concept purredates ML by arguably decades, depending on what exactly you categorize as “pattern matching”

every time i see people attribute match statements to rust i get annoyed. that shit’s been around fur a very, very long time

i furgot cats of yore was on dot-social