æʃliŋ, loaf of autismo @aescling@cat.family
- website
- https://æscling.cat.family
- neopronouns
- æ / ær / æi / æin / æinselves
- https://misskey-hub.net/ns#isCat
- true
- pawprint
- openpgp4fpr:104798A74A3F3CEA9B29B369B34C7264BB895704
- header
- miss bird and miss cat, by mira ongchua
Owner
it’s pronounced “ashling”. canonically a black housecat or any of the grass cat pokémon, but currently experiencing daily TFs. Commewnist. it/she and more. i automatically change my pfp on the furst post of the day
GlitchCat syscatmin and meowstodev; @ me about techincal problems with the instance, or fur feature requests. i got a job due to some extent to my work on this instance
i have very strong opinions about the sonic furanchise. pokémon has me in a chokehold when it comes to merchandise
available via email with the same username and domain. DM/email for other purrotocols
workplace policy is to clarify that all of my opinions expressed here are my own, and not those of my employer
“all this shit is still incomprehensible but im glad u accomplished something” ―@wallhackio
Joined Sep 2021
i mean
you follow me here, you know that already
he can purrobably attest to the same about me though tbh
as someone who’s dealt with his shit my entire life, the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely
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@averyfinecat it doesn’t stand for anything but @aescling thinks it stands for Extremely Fat Dick Network because of a dream I had in which there was a counter on everyone on efdn’s profiles that increased every time you clicked a random popup on the sidebar that just said “fat cock award” in times new roman font
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That’s entertainment. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
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no longer pawsible to use Coq and get that Peano succ’d 
they changed Coq’s name to Rocq????
why compute in the cloud when you could compute in the clod
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Portrait day for cuties! Real photo postcard from my collection, no date/info.
remember when star wars: the clone wars added a character literally named Savage Oppress. you’d never guess, but he was evil
video game attack logic. he throws his hands up in a table-throwing motion and a table materializes in front of him, quickly growing from zero size to the size of a table, flying in the direction he’s facing. his hands never actually contact the table
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the secret hath been finally uncovered!
@norikawa @cam @wallhackio Extremely Fat Dick Network
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@cam @wallhackio @aescling efdn: home of the fat cock awards
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I had a dream that there were random popups on efdn, like those site games where there will randomly be a pokemon in the sidebar or whatever and you can catch it. except these were being displayed in real time to all users and anyone had the potential to be the first to click on it.
the popups were not pokemon. there was a singular type of popup and it was literally just the text “fat cock award” displayed in times new roman font on the side of the screen. and somehow, despite not being on efdn, @wallhackio kept fucking sniping me and stealing the fat cock award before I could nab it
- website
- https://æscling.cat.family
- neopronouns
- æ / ær / æi / æin / æinselves
- https://misskey-hub.net/ns#isCat
- true
- pawprint
- openpgp4fpr:104798A74A3F3CEA9B29B369B34C7264BB895704
- header
- miss bird and miss cat, by mira ongchua
Owner
it’s pronounced “ashling”. canonically a black housecat or any of the grass cat pokémon, but currently experiencing daily TFs. Commewnist. it/she and more. i automatically change my pfp on the furst post of the day
GlitchCat syscatmin and meowstodev; @ me about techincal problems with the instance, or fur feature requests. i got a job due to some extent to my work on this instance
i have very strong opinions about the sonic furanchise. pokémon has me in a chokehold when it comes to merchandise
available via email with the same username and domain. DM/email for other purrotocols
workplace policy is to clarify that all of my opinions expressed here are my own, and not those of my employer
“all this shit is still incomprehensible but im glad u accomplished something” ―@wallhackio
Joined Sep 2021
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