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… And Bob said, “Let there be a happy little tree.” And there was a happy little tree. And he saw that it was no mistake, just a happy little accident.

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When Bob Ross began to paint heaven and earth, the painting was formless and void, and a thin layer of Magic White hovered over the surface of the canvas.

@wallhackio And God said, “let there be a burlesque performer”. And there was a burlesque performer. And God saw that it was good. No: and God saw that it was great.

reposting because i can't find the original time i posted this 

screming at life like i’m demanding pets from my owner

my favorite heresy: the purrmanent orgy that is Christianity

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Socratic hypnokink (your dom makes you repeat over and over again that all you know is you know nothing)

type of guy to call it “roll playing” because they associate it with dice-roll heavy games

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