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meowing extremely quietly to hopefully attract women instead

blisteringly satirical sequel to Don’t Create The Torment Nexus titled The Torment Nexus Was Created Anyway, And Its Usage Is Obligatory

A favorite from my collection - this luminous little one from the 1960s.

i can’t put my paw on exactly what about it weirds me out but i don’t like it

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is there anybody out there who, if described the way the vocalist in benny bannasi’s cinema describes the subject of the song, would find that to be a romantic declaration?

the secret hath been finally uncovered! 

@norikawa @cam @wallhackio Extremely Fat Dick Network

@aescling @wallhackio this is accurate because in my dream there was a counter in everyone’s bio indicating how many times they got the award

I had a dream that there were random popups on efdn, like those site games where there will randomly be a pokemon in the sidebar or whatever and you can catch it. except these were being displayed in real time to all users and anyone had the potential to be the first to click on it.

the popups were not pokemon. there was a singular type of popup and it was literally just the text “fat cock award” displayed in times new roman font on the side of the screen. and somehow, despite not being on efdn, @wallhackio kept fucking sniping me and stealing the fat cock award before I could nab it

I'm ngl after @aescling called it the Extremely Fat Dick Network I've never gotten the acronym mixed up

I’m not doing well emotionally but my car is going to be done tomorrow. I already got groceries but with that 350 gone, I will need to make sure I have enough for bills when I am away, please help.

I do not have the energy this week. blackqueer.life/@moo/115645116

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A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.