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@aescling oh Noooo i'm so plump and juicy like a tomato and full of blood, i sure hope no vampires come and take a bite out of me, it'd be such a hard thing to deal withhhh

i may be a digital kitten software, but that doesn’t mean i’m fake! i am a completely real internet kittn, full of secret codemagic and many love ❤️

waiting to update my instance until the isCat patch gets merged into glitchsoc

Rauru 

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i really should have said “holding Mastodon together” but oh well

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i never did add an image description 

“me: real ones know Claire is the duct tape and glue holding the fediverse together
“me: this sounds like a roast but the roast is of Mastodon itself”

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sometimes i think about following @gaycats but then i realize i prefer the hand-selected wife picks from there instead

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*wrestler voice* I AM THE DIALECTICIAN.. THESIS? I WANT TO WIN. ANTITHESIS: YOU WANT TO WIN. SYNTHESIS: YOUR FACE ON THE FUCKING GROUND

*the crowd erupts in cheers*

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📟🐱 GlitchCat

A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.