@aescling oh Noooo i'm so plump and juicy like a tomato and full of blood, i sure hope no vampires come and take a bite out of me, it'd be such a hard thing to deal withhhh
if you're so progressive you can gimme startup money
https://comradery.co/mindmeshlink https://patreon.com/mindmeshlink https://cash.app/$mindmeshlink
i never did add an image description
“me: real ones know Claire is the duct tape and glue holding the fediverse together
“me: this sounds like a roast but the roast is of Mastodon itself”
sometimes i think about following @gaycats but then i realize i prefer the hand-selected wife picks from there instead
it’s pronounced “ashling”. canonically a black housecat or any of the grass cat pokémon, but currently experiencing daily TFs. Commewnist. she/it
GlitchCat syscatmin and meowstodev; @ me about techincal problems with the instance, or fur feature requests. i got a job due to some extent to my work on this instance
i have very strong opinions about the sonic furanchise. pokémon has me in a chokehold when it comes to merchandise
available via email with the same username and domain. DM/email for other purrotocols
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“all this shit is still incomprehensible but im glad u accomplished something” ―@wallhackio
“i feel mildly relieved that the obscure and esoteric code that i use to build the site will always be definitely outclassed by the obscure and esoteric code that you use to serve it” ―@Lady