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@aescling oh Noooo i'm so plump and juicy like a tomato and full of blood, i sure hope no vampires come and take a bite out of me, it'd be such a hard thing to deal withhhh

i may be a digital kitten software, but that doesn’t mean i’m fake! i am a completely real internet kittn, full of secret codemagic and many love ❤️

waiting to update my instance until the isCat patch gets merged into glitchsoc

Rauru 

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i really should have said “holding Mastodon together” but oh well

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i never did add an image description 

“me: real ones know Claire is the duct tape and glue holding the fediverse together
“me: this sounds like a roast but the roast is of Mastodon itself”

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sometimes i think about following @gaycats but then i realize i prefer the hand-selected wife picks from there instead

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*wrestler voice* I AM THE DIALECTICIAN.. THESIS? I WANT TO WIN. ANTITHESIS: YOU WANT TO WIN. SYNTHESIS: YOUR FACE ON THE FUCKING GROUND

*the crowd erupts in cheers*

re: summary of masto privacy levels because why not 

@packbat since october 2018 there has been a FIFTH, undocumented, status visibility, the limited visibility, which was introduced to honor the visibility of google+ circles, which some mastodon-compatible software allows (and which is purrfectly allowed by the AP specs); explicitly mentioned users can see the post, but it’s not viewed as a DM. (the ability to have “silent” (that is, non-notifying) mentions was introduced at the same time so that you don’t necessarily ping everybody who can see the post)

fur some reason, such posts are shown to users as “private” visibility, even though that is not really correct

now the absolutely wild part is that the status creation API endpoint will just let you try to create a limited visibility post!! but that’s pretty useless, because there is no way to create silent mentions from that endpoint; you would have to ping everybody you wanted to see the post anyway as if it were a DM

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📟🐱 GlitchCat

A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.