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*wrestler voice* I AM THE DIALECTICIAN.. THESIS? I WANT TO WIN. ANTITHESIS: YOU WANT TO WIN. SYNTHESIS: YOUR FACE ON THE FUCKING GROUND

*the crowd erupts in cheers*

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it’s dragon appreciation day (it’s a day ending in y)

maybe the idea is they’re supposed to be trying to bait you into switching to a type counter who their gym type counters after terrastellizing or something like that

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if all the trainers are like this i’m gonna have some Words with the Pokémon League

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very annoyed by the idea that supposedly excellent trainers would make obvious blunders like this lol

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if i had my way way, my inspection repurrt fur the grass gym would be Why The Fuck Would You Terrastellize A Rock Type Into A Grass Type Against Shell Shock Torkoal Who KNOWS You Are Going To Do That

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