æʃliŋ, purrepurrocessor @aescling@cat.family
- website
- https://æscling.cat.family
- neopronouns
- æ / ær / æi / æin / æinselves
- https://misskey-hub.net/ns#isCat
- true
- pawprint
- openpgp4fpr:104798A74A3F3CEA9B29B369B34C7264BB895704
- header
- miss bird and miss cat, by mira ongchua
Owner
it’s pronounced “ashling”. canonically a black housecat or any of the grass cat pokémon, but currently experiencing daily TFs. Commewnist. she/it
GlitchCat syscatmin and meowstodev; @ me about techincal problems with the instance, or fur feature requests. i got a job due to some extent to my work on this instance
i have very strong opinions about the sonic furanchise. pokémon has me in a chokehold when it comes to merchandise
available via email with the same username and domain. DM/email for other purrotocols
workplace policy is to clarify that all of my opinions expressed here are my own, and not those of my employer
“all this shit is still incomprehensible but im glad u accomplished something” ―@wallhackio
“i feel mildly relieved that the obscure and esoteric code that i use to build the site will always be definitely outclassed by the obscure and esoteric code that you use to serve it” ―@Lady
Joined Sep 2021
if anything would make me install instagram it would be unico, the cat with resting :3 face
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i don’t count as Cool People. don’t get me wrong, this cat goes incredibly hard; i’m just made of fire and also a huge pedant
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anywho if you think any GlitchCat policy is motivated by “bad actors”, you have a very misguided view of who we federate with
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GlitchCat Policy on Global Fulltext Search 
By default, Mastodon only allows fulltext searching on posts that a user has interacted with.
Some instances have recently decided to remove that limitation. This document comprises our policy with respect to those instances.
https://github.com/GlitchCatFedi/Policy/blob/main/Global%20Fulltext%20Search.markdown
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SWORDS FOR THE SWORD QUEEN
i didn’t know Brand New Animal made a sponsorship deal with the Nashville International Airport 
(i was just like “fuck it i’ll do the tower when i can cheese it with revali’s gale” lmao)
i didn’t figure out the climbing puzzle to the akkala tower (i was CLOSE but not tenacious at all about it lmao) and that ended up making running around in the area just knowing where the waypoint for robbie was but nothing else a lot of fun
if (when purrobably lol) i replay botw i intend to not do any towers (except the required one ofc)
In the beginning the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ created the biscuits and purrs. And its biscuits were without form, and it was a void, and darkness was upon the face of the kitty. And the Spirit of the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ moved away upon facing the waters. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ said, “let me be kitty”. And it was kitty. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ saw that it was kitty, that it was a good kitty: and the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ divided the light away from the darkness of its fur. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ called the light Gay, and the darkness it called also Gay. And the evening and the murring were the first gay.
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@gaycats the reaction i try to get out of my mutuals with my posts sometimes
if my co-admin isn’t a cat then why is she tired all the time? curious 
i’ll take Things That Definitely Have Not Already Been Posted A Million Times On Mastodon for $200, please
on the meatspsce, nobody knows you’re a cat
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trans woman in Michigan needs heating oil, forwarding her call for mutual aid
a friend of ours is in a rough spot and needs to be able to keep her house from freezing @mutualaid
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Hey, so I ran out of heating oil a couple days ago, running on eight or nine gallons of diesel right now, and my whole big attempt to fundraise myself out of the hole I'm in didn't actually get where it needed to be, I just kind of burned out and gave up trying after a month. The good news is that the price of oil has gone down a lot. Not filling it until it ran out, which I thought would work against me, actually means I need $1,067, instead of over $1,500. Still way higher than it would usually take to pay for oil, but I'm not complaining about a more than five hundred dollar drop in the price.
So I'm asking for money again. (Theoretical total to get where I won't need to beg going forward is circa $2,000, but I have no expectations of being able to raise that, so I'm just trying to cover the $1,067 for oil.)
https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/christhecynic
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Revali Breath of the Wild:
- website
- https://æscling.cat.family
- neopronouns
- æ / ær / æi / æin / æinselves
- https://misskey-hub.net/ns#isCat
- true
- pawprint
- openpgp4fpr:104798A74A3F3CEA9B29B369B34C7264BB895704
- header
- miss bird and miss cat, by mira ongchua
Owner
it’s pronounced “ashling”. canonically a black housecat or any of the grass cat pokémon, but currently experiencing daily TFs. Commewnist. she/it
GlitchCat syscatmin and meowstodev; @ me about techincal problems with the instance, or fur feature requests. i got a job due to some extent to my work on this instance
i have very strong opinions about the sonic furanchise. pokémon has me in a chokehold when it comes to merchandise
available via email with the same username and domain. DM/email for other purrotocols
workplace policy is to clarify that all of my opinions expressed here are my own, and not those of my employer
“all this shit is still incomprehensible but im glad u accomplished something” ―@wallhackio
“i feel mildly relieved that the obscure and esoteric code that i use to build the site will always be definitely outclassed by the obscure and esoteric code that you use to serve it” ―@Lady
Joined Sep 2021
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