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Help! My cat smoked weed and now they're gay and a magician?!

GlitchCat is technically not a weed catte fandom instance… but only technically

the legend of zelda: breath of the “oh my god the straights are absolutely not okay”

blistering, i know

follow me on the mastodon-compatible fediverse for hot takes about breath of the wild, five years later, that you won’t find anywhere else, such as:

the game is good

anyway now time for the catflame ritual of being ready to start the whole final boss sequence but instead of doing that, just, fucking off and doing all sorts of random bullshit

urbosa is obviously a femdom fantasy and i greatly approve of this

my movies of the year this year

• EEAAO
• Honk for Jesus: Save Your Soul
• Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

but there have been a lot of other good and cool movies this year. super cool year in film

i think this is why i didn’t care much for how amy was written; yes she is no longer just a Big Ol Sonic Fan but i have no idea when in the games this pretty dramatic character change happened? (rhetorical: it was never on screen)

instead of making me validated for having followed all the stories up to this point it just makes me wish they had tried to make them all part of the same canon in the first place

sonic frontiers’ attempt to pretend sonic games have a coherent overall canon involving every game that’s been made falls flat for me because the games stopped trying to do that after sonic 06. i do not BELIEVE in frontiers’s attempt to retroactively make canon coherent at this point in the franchise

the Commewnist agenda license. it grants the user access to the software, but only if they are using it to help build Commewnism in some way

when your article begins with “we are living through the most twittery moment of all time” and you’re not sure if the author understands there’s a pretty specific kind of “we” going on there

you know that. i was wrong about sonic frontiers. it made me decide to play an actually truly excellent game, so i guess it’s itself a truly excellent game in the “but for” sense

somebody help me come up with a name for the magiscule

a lowercase aesc is now called an aescling. yes i do make the rules