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lewd ??? nothing 

you can blanch my nuts anytime, bay-b—

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nothing 

just because you shouldn’t not doesn’t mean you should. in this matter i am a stalinist an intuitionist

just replace my chest with a soft blanket and a cat kneading it endlessly tbqh

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artists should be subsidized so i stop feeling like i have a good reason to pay youtube to stop showing me ads

you know how often i’ve seen Amazon reviews for a hardware product recommended by the Wirecutter where people consistently complain that the thing Just Breaks

don’t you want to… -opens shirt slightly-… explore my stacks 😏😏

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-cat who lives in a library voice- you should come over; you could borrow my books anytime 😏😏

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our spouses: look we just really like stickers

us: mmhmm mmhmm -takes note-

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📟🐱 GlitchCat

A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.