æʃliŋ, loaf of autismo @aescling@cat.family

@wallhackio @vaporeon_ banning the syscatmin… sure that would go down well :P

@vaporeon_ @wallhackio i just irrationally hate if /else if /... that much

@wallhackio @vaporeon_ the equality check on strings in most languages with a string type is an implicit strcmp, yeah. python does this

@vaporeon_ @wallhackio you wanna see some real fucked up shit? switch (true):

  // the navbar links to every chunk of the gallery.
  // the current page does not get a link.
  // index 0 links to `/`.
  /** @type {Node[]} */
  const linksByIndex = [];
  for (let i = 0; i < chunkedImages.length; i++) {
    switch (true) {
      case i === chunkIndex:
        linksByIndex.push(li({ class: "active" }, `${i + 1}`));
        break;
      case i === 0:
        linksByIndex.push(li({}, a({ href: "/" }, `${i + 1}`)));
        break;
      default:
        linksByIndex.push(li({}, a({ href: `/${i + 1}.html` }, `${i + 1}`)));
    }
  }

@wallhackio @vaporeon_

​ if else

​ switch

​ map whose values are the corresponding handler to run

@wallhackio not an undergrad but purrsonally i just despise how if-elseif chains look

@vaporeon_ meow meow meow ​

@vaporeon_ lynx is a category of felid that includes bobcats

@vaporeon_ feels like this shouldn’t be too hard to implement and i’m kinda surpurrised it doesn’t seem to exist yet

ny’all, including you, @clock

@coriander i just reread and misread this toot as saying “piss merchant” and i am now amused at the concept

@wallhackio no

@wallhackio purrobably not

just a purrfect song

the thing about @wallhackio showing me gone as my furst hyperpop-era charli xcx song is that she might not have ever topped it

@The_T @cam lmao

@The_T @cam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eve3QIHmS6E&t=3m36s

@The_T @cam unironically true

@viscountexx 🫵 masochists

i should finish fabulous beasts sometime