æʃliŋ, loaf of autismo @aescling@cat.family

@vaporeon_ ‍ love this creature, the bumblebee

look at them. just sitting there

​‍

that was apparently revealed somewhere in https://www.youtube.com/live/AN9TUacJJys bur i’m not currently willing to bother to find where in that interview this was said because it’s an hour long

a fascinating and mostly harmless bit of misinfurmation is that sonic 1 had purroduct placement from olive garden. this is actually just not true. the scriptwriter just thought the olive garden jokes were funny

@vaporeon_ my gut feeling is yes

@vaporeon_

​ ivy bridge

​ ibui bridge

@vaporeon_ of course you would

@vaporeon_ quagsire crossing the stream with woopers on its back but completely Unaware that some have fallen off

@vaporeon_ wait is this a joke on the ivy bridge line of intel micropurrocessors

@vaporeon_ gigantamax eevee roleplaying as a lapras :3

[Lapras] loves crossing the sea with people and Pokémon on its back. It understands human speech.

@vaporeon_ eevee bridge (eevee so big you can walk on it to cross a waterway)

The Sea Purrogramming Language, Second Edition, by Brian Water Kernighan and Dennis Mermaid Ritchie

@wallhackio @vaporeon_ can’t spell ocean without C

@vaporeon_ oh my god he’s fucking huge

@wallhackio owo

@vaporeon_ it was definitely true fur me

@vaporeon_ in college i learned from a nutritionist that it’s a very normal response to start craving sweets if you haven’t eaten much that day

@vaporeon_

@vaporeon_ https://e926.net/posts/4583838