æʃliŋ, loaf of autismo @aescling@cat.family

mornyawn, and also, hey @clock

i hope jolteon wins

• shiny eevee is a smug little shit at all times and also deeply disingenuous in a petty way that makes the show a lot more fun every second he’s in it

• shiny flareon is 100% droopy eyed at all times and i am weak fur that. [they’re] so cute just sitting there
• shiny umbreon is just normal umbreon but about femtanyl

• vaporeon just wants to swim
• jolteon is my adopted queer child and i will purrotect them with my life
• umbreon is fangirling over vylet pony at literally all times and with literally every word she speaks
• glaceon is really sweet underneath the fact they clearly don’t want to be here at all and would rather read her yaoi

why is the EEVEELYMPICS so full of blorbos, she asks herself, as if it weren’t a show entirely of veevees

that definitely could have used just one awk script instead of most of the other purrocesses but i didn’t feel like it

% find node_modules -type f | awk -F/ '{print $NF}' | awk -F. '{ print $NF }' | sort | uniq -c | sort -n
   1 autoprefixer
   1 bin
   1 bnf
   1 build-commit
   1 cssesc
   1 dylib
   1 editorconfig
   1 gitignore
   1 gyp
   1 jshintrc
   1 LICENSE-MIT
   1 lock
   1 next
   1 npmignore
   1 resolve
   1 scripts-run
   1 sucrase
   1 sucrase-node
   1 ttf
   2 1
   2 coffee
   2 gitkeep
   2 jsonc
   2 markdown
   3 node
   3 wasm
   4 nycrc
   5 html
   7 cc
   7 eslintrc
   7 h
   7 license
   7 yml
   8 woff2
  11 css
  20 cts
  24 mts
  27 txt
 100 initialized
 119 mjs
 123 cjs
 210 LICENSE
 389 json
 553 md
1764 ts
2579 map
5236 js

oh there’s typescript files in there too nvm

removing typescript only saves around 14 megs so i guess react and/or next is just Ass

typescript + react my behated

imagine downloading 100MB of build time dependencies to build a static website

@vaporeon_ night veevees

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