why is the EEVEELYMPICS so full of blorbos, she asks herself, as if it weren’t a show entirely of veevees
- vaporeon just wants to swim
- jolteon is my adopted queer child and i will purrotect them with my life
- umbreon is fangirling over vylet pony at literally all times and with literally every word she speaks
- glaceon is really sweet underneath the fact they clearly don’t want to be here at all and would rather read her yaoi
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- shiny flareon is 100% droopy eyed at all times and i am weak fur that. [they’re] so cute just sitting there
- shiny umbreon is just normal umbreon but about femtanyl
- shiny eevee is a smug little shit at all times and also deeply disingenuous in a petty way that makes the show a lot more fun every second he’s in it
i hope jolteon wins
