æʃliŋ, medical grab-bag @aescling@cat.family

@wallhackio ”now let’s begin” would bother me so much less

@coriander the (only) people (whose opinion on this matter matters) have spoken!

@coriander i would 100% trust infinitegoblin.works over infinitegoblinworks.com any day of the week

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@wallhackio @lapis @coriander also it’s really not that much work and the affurdance this gives you to start being deliberate about ratios easily pays off

@wallhackio @coriander get preyed on bitch

@wallhackio @coriander * clodvestigation

@wallhackio @coriander very impurressive. i’m sure it took years of investigation to figure that one out.

@coriander @wallhackio never too late to get a new hobby :3

@wallhackio @coriander you should be writing these jokes about me, goblin. i’m the one that buys Coffee Water. yes i Can tell a diffurence

@wallhackio @coriander you did it the same way fur years until you moved in with me and finally had a scale to use

@wallhackio @coriander by mass. danmit

@wallhackio @coriander (half an ounce of water is very roughly 15g)

@wallhackio @coriander typical recommended bloom ratios are between 2:1 and 3:1 by weight; i’d recommend 1 to 1.5oz. i’d use 1.5 at 14g of coffee

@wallhackio @coriander how much water do you even use to bloom your coffee. is it just vibes

@wallhackio @coriander i have to reset the coffee scale to grams every day because of that embumby’d little shit

@Breakfast @wallhackio @vaporeon_ die Chimnk’dpea

@wallhackio @coriander my feelings towards the goblin are as my feelings towards the cops: “fuck you”

@coriander this made sense to me when i wrote it but the grammar is confusing me in retrospect