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@wallhackio @coriander typical recommended bloom ratios are between 2:1 and 3:1 by weight; i’d recommend 1 to 1.5oz. i’d use 1.5 at 14g of coffee

@wallhackio @coriander how much water do you even use to bloom your coffee. is it just vibes

@wallhackio @coriander i have to reset the coffee scale to grams every day because of that embumby’d little shit

@wallhackio @coriander my feelings towards the goblin are as my feelings towards the cops: “fuck you”

@coriander this made sense to me when i wrote it but the grammar is confusing me in retrospect

@vaporeon_ @wallhackio :blobmeow_shrug:

we federate but silenced, so that the 1% there is something there any of us might want to follow we can still see it

the eternal tragedy of the grass’d catte: “this food needs more salt… fuck i added too much salt”

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someday i will learn how to add a reasonable amount of salt to my food

stop
me if
you’ve heard this one before

girls
like us
are rotten to the core

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