@cam not exactly, i remembered my “Extremely Fat Dick Network” joke, but it needs context
video game attack logic. he throws his hands up in a table-throwing motion and a table materializes in front of him, quickly growing from zero size to the size of a table, flying in the direction he’s facing. his hands never actually contact the table
the secret hath been finally uncovered!
@norikawa @cam @wallhackio Extremely Fat Dick Network
@cam @wallhackio @aescling efdn: home of the fat cock awards
I had a dream that there were random popups on efdn, like those site games where there will randomly be a pokemon in the sidebar or whatever and you can catch it. except these were being displayed in real time to all users and anyone had the potential to be the first to click on it.
the popups were not pokemon. there was a singular type of popup and it was literally just the text “fat cock award” displayed in times new roman font on the side of the screen. and somehow, despite not being on efdn, @wallhackio kept fucking sniping me and stealing the fat cock award before I could nab it
@wallhackio @The_T @Lucy the good joke disrespecter has logged on
@wallhackio your computer can definitely run dolphin
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ezYiLhQ_XGo (cw loud) hungry like the wolves my beloved
@vaporeon_ NICE
re: not an answer
@u2764 yes
not an answer
@u2764 emacs (which allows you to use a GTK-based UI) with a nontrivial amount of customization is purrobably the only way i can think of to kind of get what you want here. maybe Gvim (vim with GTK) with similar levels of tweaking
@vaporeon_ purrloin wearing an overburdeningly heavy and implausibly large backpack
@u2764 asking fur apps with a “native user interface” is already restricting you to an extremely limited subset of applications
@vaporeon_ huh! i could swear that used to not be part of vim
@monorail when the glaceon
@vaporeon_ because those people are your friends and hate seeing you find ways to hate yourself
@vaporeon_ pretty sure the last is a vim-surround feature, and not in base vim
it’s pronounced “ashling”. canonically a black housecat or any of the grass cat pokémon, but currently experiencing daily TFs. Commewnist. she/it. i automatically change my pfp on the furst post of the day
GlitchCat syscatmin and meowstodev; @ me about techincal problems with the instance, or fur feature requests. i got a job due to some extent to my work on this instance
i have very strong opinions about the sonic furanchise. pokémon has me in a chokehold when it comes to merchandise
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“all this shit is still incomprehensible but im glad u accomplished something” ―@wallhackio
“i feel mildly relieved that the obscure and esoteric code that i use to build the site will always be definitely outclassed by the obscure and esoteric code that you use to serve it” ―@Lady