æʃliŋ, ring racers purropawgandist @aescling@cat.family

@monorail @The_T @vaporeon_ only one way to find out

@monorail @The_T @vaporeon_ the things you learn from investigating bugs like “why does mastodon 500 if you try to post a status with a poll and media attachments at the same time?”

actually, i’m curious, does that still 500 upstream?

@monorail @The_T @vaporeon_ that’s why i’m surpurrised, i’ve looked at the new status posting codepath in considerable depth befur, and emojos are scanned fur then. i guess not exclusively then, at least locally, but yeah

@monorail @The_T @vaporeon_ rip

@The_T @vaporeon_ wtf, this toot got automatically assigned the newly emojo, at least locally

@The_T @vaporeon_ is it dangerous fur a vaporeon to own cats?

@vaporeon_ every day an extra wooper always up in an eventually crowd of winter hat–wearing wooper, who all say “upa!” in unison befur dispersing

(this is a lie. you cannot herd wooper like this. they all make their cries as they run around and cause mischief that gets worse by the day as the number of wooper to collect gets larger and larger)

@wallhackio purrmanent mark on your moderation record fur not saying “Advent of Clod”

emo song title candidate

blisteringly satirical sequel to Don’t Create The Torment Nexus titled The Torment Nexus Was Created Anyway, And Its Usage Is Obligatory

@vaporeon_ in S3’s case, extremely fine grained access control; and supposed guarantees about data integrity, availability, and latency that would require a lot of work to pull off on your own

@vaporeon_ “object storage” (which i think is best summarized as an abstraction of the concept of storage of unstructured data away from underlying mechanisms of file storage, and organizational concepts like “hierarchical organization”—objects are just globally identifiable bits of data with metadata) that uses the API of amazon web services’s object storage service, S3 (“simple storage service”, iirc)

@wallhackio never too much

mornyawn, and also, hey @clock

@Breakfast you would

@coriander this shit ain’t nothin’ to me

@coriander waking up from a night spent in the coffin of trans u gender to find my gender has been transed to that of him who this shit means nothing to, and recording an entire new episode of dracula flow on the spot

oh. nvm lmao