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*tries to awoo* ameeeeeew! :netkitty_mew: mew mew ameeeew!

@vaporeon_ shortest i can come up with is “AP microblogging software”, which i do not love

re: nsfw 

@wallhackio @cam 99% of the time i judge you in that siblingish way when you act like an annoying little shit like this, but i sadly must admit that this time made me laugh

It’s fine. I know what I’m doing. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

all caps 

wrestler: I AM THE ONE AND ONLY, THE GREATEST WRESTLER IN THE LEAGUE. NO ONE CAN DEFEAT ME. I AM ACHILLES!!!

*the crowd erupts into cheers. but suddenly:*

unseen wrestler: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

*as the other wrestler steps out into the light, the crowd immediately gasps in fear and recognition, and begins to boo*

announcer: oh, no! it’s Achilles’s Heel!

convincing a girl to do petplay with me bunting her with my head at full force :3

the purroblem with my vocabulary recognition these days is 50% of the time i’m 90% sure i’m using the word right but i couldn’t actually purropurrly define it without consulting a dictionary furst

@Breakfast @The_T @SapphicGiraffic maybe it’s diffurent outside the US, but there is the one caveat that airplanes, due to their air quality already incidentally being regulated, have drastically better air quality and circulation than trains

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📟🐱 GlitchCat

A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.