æʃliŋ, ring racers purropawgandist @aescling@cat.family
- website
- https://æscling.cat.family
- neopronouns
- æ / ær / æi / æin / æinselves
- https://misskey-hub.net/ns#isCat
- true
- pawprint
- openpgp4fpr:104798A74A3F3CEA9B29B369B34C7264BB895704
- header
- miss bird and miss cat, by mira ongchua
Owner
it’s pronounced “ashling”. canonically a black housecat or any of the grass cat pokémon, but currently experiencing daily TFs. Commewnist. she/it. i automatically change my pfp on the furst post of the day
GlitchCat syscatmin and meowstodev; @ me about techincal problems with the instance, or fur feature requests. i got a job due to some extent to my work on this instance
i have very strong opinions about the sonic furanchise. pokémon has me in a chokehold when it comes to merchandise
available via email with the same username and domain. DM/email for other purrotocols
workplace policy is to clarify that all of my opinions expressed here are my own, and not those of my employer
“all this shit is still incomprehensible but im glad u accomplished something” ―@wallhackio
“i feel mildly relieved that the obscure and esoteric code that i use to build the site will always be definitely outclassed by the obscure and esoteric code that you use to serve it” ―@Lady
Joined Sep 2021
@vaporeon_ @monorail to give you an idea of the vibe of the place, there was a very long time when the "delete post" option in the front end instead used the label "vore"
@vaporeon_ @monorail * because mastodon is not hackable and being too visible on the fediverse is a bad time fur moderation
big tails never fail
@vaporeon_ @monorail old extremely cool (and very horny lol) instance running a heavily forked and actively developed version of mastodon: glitch edition. it was too much work to maintain because mastodon is not hackable and the admins had to take it down eventually. but those of us around fur the time miss it
the admins configured the server to output big tails never fail in the HTTP headers, so sometimes that phrase is used around here as something of a shibboleth
@vaporeon_ ah you’re having a Fun Time i see /s
@vaporeon_ @monorail was vappy around when monsterpit still existed?
@vaporeon_ what compiler is 
compiling?
@wallhackio sometimes old men are right
Jortage expense report (July 2025)
Fastly (CDN/storage): $0.00 (±$0.00)
OVH (hosting): $116.66 (-$4.20)
Backblaze (backups/old storage): $481.88 (-$0.52)
Wasabi (final bill): $5.59 (-$1.40)
Subtotal: $604.13 (-$6.12)
Contributions: $486.34 (-$56.63)
Total (out of pocket): $117.79 (+$50.51)
Backblaze expenses will be going down significantly next month, after migration to Fastly Object Storage. The Jortage AU project was decommissioned, which has minorly reduced some bills.
In the mean time, all out-of-pocket expenses eat into my grocery/living budget and make me accrue yet more credit debt. Please contribute to keep Jortage afloat and my wife and I fed.
The weather forecast today called for exactly five clouds. I thought that seemed weirdly specific but here they are! Postcard from my collection, mailed 1907.
i don’t think the fediverse is a place for people to be professionals or influencers. i think it is a place for people to be as weird and strange as they want. that is why it is the perfect place for a digital kitn like me :3
@vaporeon_ i'm refurring to the kind of tool design that accepts a command as part of its arguments and executes that command in some kind of modified purrocess state, like nice(1), or sudo(1), or the shell functions i wrote tonight
chain loading is a path to abilities some might consider.... unnatural........
re: Define a function add_five that takes one number argument and returns that argument plus five
@monorail @vaporeon_ oh my god fuck off (affectionate)
re: Given an array of Boolean values and a logical operator, return a Boolean result based on sequentially applying the operator to the values in the array.
@monorail @vaporeon_ thanks i hate it (affectionate)
@vaporeon_ i guess you were made fur each other :3
@vaporeon_ i am a furry Commewnist computer toucher
@vaporeon_ and yet somehow wonders why they have followers
- website
- https://æscling.cat.family
- neopronouns
- æ / ær / æi / æin / æinselves
- https://misskey-hub.net/ns#isCat
- true
- pawprint
- openpgp4fpr:104798A74A3F3CEA9B29B369B34C7264BB895704
- header
- miss bird and miss cat, by mira ongchua
Owner
it’s pronounced “ashling”. canonically a black housecat or any of the grass cat pokémon, but currently experiencing daily TFs. Commewnist. she/it. i automatically change my pfp on the furst post of the day
GlitchCat syscatmin and meowstodev; @ me about techincal problems with the instance, or fur feature requests. i got a job due to some extent to my work on this instance
i have very strong opinions about the sonic furanchise. pokémon has me in a chokehold when it comes to merchandise
available via email with the same username and domain. DM/email for other purrotocols
workplace policy is to clarify that all of my opinions expressed here are my own, and not those of my employer
“all this shit is still incomprehensible but im glad u accomplished something” ―@wallhackio
“i feel mildly relieved that the obscure and esoteric code that i use to build the site will always be definitely outclassed by the obscure and esoteric code that you use to serve it” ―@Lady
Joined Sep 2021
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