æʃliŋ, purrepurrocessor @aescling@cat.family
- website
- https://æscling.cat.family
- neopronouns
- æ / ær / æi / æin / æinselves
- https://misskey-hub.net/ns#isCat
- true
- pawprint
- openpgp4fpr:104798A74A3F3CEA9B29B369B34C7264BB895704
- header
- miss bird and miss cat, by mira ongchua
Owner
it’s pronounced “ashling”. canonically a black housecat or any of the grass cat pokémon, but currently experiencing daily TFs. Commewnist. she/it. i automatically change my pfp on the furst post of the day
GlitchCat syscatmin and meowstodev; @ me about techincal problems with the instance, or fur feature requests. i got a job due to some extent to my work on this instance
i have very strong opinions about the sonic furanchise. pokémon has me in a chokehold when it comes to merchandise
available via email with the same username and domain. DM/email for other purrotocols
workplace policy is to clarify that all of my opinions expressed here are my own, and not those of my employer
“all this shit is still incomprehensible but im glad u accomplished something” ―@wallhackio
“i feel mildly relieved that the obscure and esoteric code that i use to build the site will always be definitely outclassed by the obscure and esoteric code that you use to serve it” ―@Lady
Joined Sep 2021
@vaporeon_ ah you’re having a Fun Time i see /s
@wallhackio which one lol
@vaporeon_ @monorail was vappy around when monsterpit still existed?
@vaporeon_ what compiler is 
compiling?
@wallhackio sometimes old men are right
æʃliŋ, purrepurrocessor
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Jortage expense report (July 2025)
Fastly (CDN/storage): $0.00 (±$0.00)
OVH (hosting): $116.66 (-$4.20)
Backblaze (backups/old storage): $481.88 (-$0.52)
Wasabi (final bill): $5.59 (-$1.40)
Subtotal: $604.13 (-$6.12)
Contributions: $486.34 (-$56.63)
Total (out of pocket): $117.79 (+$50.51)
Backblaze expenses will be going down significantly next month, after migration to Fastly Object Storage. The Jortage AU project was decommissioned, which has minorly reduced some bills.
In the mean time, all out-of-pocket expenses eat into my grocery/living budget and make me accrue yet more credit debt. Please contribute to keep Jortage afloat and my wife and I fed.
æʃliŋ, purrepurrocessor
boosted
The weather forecast today called for exactly five clouds. I thought that seemed weirdly specific but here they are! Postcard from my collection, mailed 1907.
æʃliŋ, purrepurrocessor
boosted
i don’t think the fediverse is a place for people to be professionals or influencers. i think it is a place for people to be as weird and strange as they want. that is why it is the perfect place for a digital kitn like me :3
@vaporeon_ i'm refurring to the kind of tool design that accepts a command as part of its arguments and executes that command in some kind of modified purrocess state, like nice(1), or sudo(1), or the shell functions i wrote tonight
chain loading is a path to abilities some might consider.... unnatural........
re: Define a function add_five that takes one number argument and returns that argument plus five
@monorail @vaporeon_ oh my god fuck off (affectionate)
re: Given an array of Boolean values and a logical operator, return a Boolean result based on sequentially applying the operator to the values in the array.
@monorail @vaporeon_ thanks i hate it (affectionate)
@vaporeon_ i guess you were made fur each other :3
@vaporeon_ i am a furry Commewnist computer toucher
@vaporeon_ and yet somehow wonders why they have followers
there is a band named They Might Be Giants
@vaporeon_ They Might Be An Inside Job
@vaporeon_ this is an observation to motivate the isomorphism, and not really a purroof of the isomorphism purr se, but does it make sense to that a proof by induction is directly equivalent to a recursive function definition?
it’s a bit difficult to really meaningfully explain without starting to get into the weeds of typed lambda calculus, but the observation was eventually made that certain ways of expurressing extremely rigorous logical purroof (much more rigorous than mathematicians usually ever bother to be) have exactly equivalent formulations in the lambda calculus
i would link the (english language) wikipedia article but it might be simultaneously to technical and too vague to be useful if you don’t really know the topic in the furst place lol
- website
- https://æscling.cat.family
- neopronouns
- æ / ær / æi / æin / æinselves
- https://misskey-hub.net/ns#isCat
- true
- pawprint
- openpgp4fpr:104798A74A3F3CEA9B29B369B34C7264BB895704
- header
- miss bird and miss cat, by mira ongchua
Owner
it’s pronounced “ashling”. canonically a black housecat or any of the grass cat pokémon, but currently experiencing daily TFs. Commewnist. she/it. i automatically change my pfp on the furst post of the day
GlitchCat syscatmin and meowstodev; @ me about techincal problems with the instance, or fur feature requests. i got a job due to some extent to my work on this instance
i have very strong opinions about the sonic furanchise. pokémon has me in a chokehold when it comes to merchandise
available via email with the same username and domain. DM/email for other purrotocols
workplace policy is to clarify that all of my opinions expressed here are my own, and not those of my employer
“all this shit is still incomprehensible but im glad u accomplished something” ―@wallhackio
“i feel mildly relieved that the obscure and esoteric code that i use to build the site will always be definitely outclassed by the obscure and esoteric code that you use to serve it” ―@Lady
Joined Sep 2021
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