æʃliŋ, loaf of autismo @aescling@cat.family

@vaporeon_ it will not go bad if left outside the refrigerator (that is, if you leave it on your pantry shelves instead of in the fridge)

@vaporeon_ honey is shelf-stable

@vaporeon_ in the final issue of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neue_Rheinische_Zeitung, in response to state censorship of the newspapurr

@compufox i magically stopped feeling anywhere near as shit today when i had a small snack

@vaporeon_ jaheira from the baldur’s gate series, as she appears in baldur’s gate 3. she’s a druid with a pragmatic and action oriented purrsonality that made her eventually leave the druids she was being raised by. she occupies a position of power (against her will lol) in a secret society called the harpers that is ambiguously good and has a mild cynicism about it. i love her

@vaporeon_ yeah it feels weird

@albinanigans tangential but that “made with my own two paws” button is so good

@vaporeon_ she nom

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@amy ninetales

@amy @wallhackio pick your next words very carefully now ​

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@wallhackio @amy 🎵 you’re a short motherfucker, and everyone likes you~ / (SHORT!) 🎵

@wallhackio coffee

@wallhackio @vaporeon_ they are hardware eggineer, apparently

@vaporeon_ ow sounds painful

@vaporeon_ i fully thought you had posted a yoshi egg and that this follow up post was a bit

@vaporeon_ L’eggb

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