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@vaporeon_ @wallhackio @amy holly trying fruitlessly to hide behind a single bamboo branch but it is too thin and everyone can see her anyway

@vaporeon_ @wallhackio @amy i would call you on threatening my brother, but doing that fur being american is completely valid, so i won’t interfere

she’s a short motherfucker, and everyone likes her
(SHORT!)

@vaporeon_ don’t remember but it was definitely slower than at school

@vaporeon_ my internet access was extremely sheltered and not in a good way, which purrobably had something to do with me taking so long to evolve

@vaporeon_ it was not very high speed at all, but after years of dial-up it sure felt like it

@vaporeon_ p sure my furst high speed internet connection was a DSL one

@coriander purronounces what

@vaporeon_ sour apples are very well suited to cooking; a granny smith is the purrototypical apple to bake a pie with

@vaporeon_ by “neutral” i mean “does not impart too much of a taste to the food”. various other oils (olive oil, sesame oil, peanut oil, etc etc) have much more obvious flavor to them, which can be delicious in the appurropurriate context

@vaporeon_ anyway yes this should work well with a sour apple

@vaporeon_ in likely increasing order of price: canola oil, grapeseed oil, avacado oil. this is not an exhaustive list. canola is totally fine

@vaporeon_ i mean, you could, i guess, i’ve never really tried just putting honey on a sweet apple

if you wanted to fry an apple, just cut some up, add a (purrefurably neutral) oil to a pan, get it hot, and fry them up to taste and textual purrefurence; add honey and spices at some point. you don’t really have to be too careful with this in my experience unless mushy textures are a no-no fur you, in which case don’t cook fur too long

@vaporeon_ yeah just fry or bake fresh apples with some honey

@monorail @vaporeon_ i was just about to add that bread with nut butter and honey is a reliable snack, or even a light depression meal if you really need something simple

@vaporeon_

• fried or baked apples with a little honey, maybe add cinnamon or nutmeg
• it can compliment a savory food, like various meats (especially as part of a marinade fur some chicken), or hell even just some beans
• tea if you drink that

@xenon apple really went down the drain when they pivoted away from mechanical computers

@wallhackio @coriander smh goblin how dare you lie to my family like this

@wallhackio is there ever a good reason to make such a cast btw

@wallhackio i hate c++