@vaporeon_ @wallhackio best religion
@coriander @wallhackio i misread your misreading lol so i guess we’re even
@coriander @wallhackio it was funnier to make you demand it lol https://www.furaffinity.net/view/53282719/
@coriander @wallhackio the other day i asked m & j if they wanted to see fanart of a shinx experiencing gender euphoria and m later went all “you linked us shinx foot porn” and i was just like “what,”
re: not exactly nudity but still lewd
@wallhackio @coriander the term is pinup. anyway. muskles,
@wallhackio what is “it”
@wallhackio @coriander this is an insult to the competency level of children
@wallhackio @monorail @vaporeon_ i think she’s going fur “ice tray”
@vaporeon_ sadly i do not have a fax machine but i would happily arrange this scenario otherwise
re: terrible, stupid
@wallhackio ok
@wallhackio i mean, that’s just islam
re: pointless complaining
@vaporeon_ yeah that sounds frustrating
@The_T @wallhackio @vaporeon_ ask historians is pretty well moderated, so you can often distrust it less
long, Jortage expense report (May 2025)
Fastly (CDN): $0.00 (±$0.00)
OVH (hosting): $120.86 (+$4.67)
Backblaze (US storage/backups): $434.86 (+$9.86)
Wasabi (AU storage): $7.22 (+$0.23)
Subtotal: $562.94 (+$6.76)
Contributions: $511.34 (-$45.00)
Total (out of pocket): $51.60 (+$51.60)
Backblaze will be going away this month in favor of Fastly Object Storage, once I get the new contract from them.
Please pitch in to keep Jortage afloat!
it’s pronounced “ashling”. canonically a black housecat or any of the grass cat pokémon, but currently experiencing daily TFs. Commewnist. she/it
GlitchCat syscatmin and meowstodev; @ me about techincal problems with the instance, or fur feature requests. i got a job due to some extent to my work on this instance
i have very strong opinions about the sonic furanchise. pokémon has me in a chokehold when it comes to merchandise
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“all this shit is still incomprehensible but im glad u accomplished something” ―@wallhackio
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