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@wallhackio stop falling back on obscurity; it will never obscure your lack of talent

@wallhackio imagine playing well enough to almost certainly win the bongo and then submitting your score befur subscribing

@wallhackio the pun appurropurriation demon looks out upon golden fields of punnery, plucking irrespective of planter. you may decry her theivery, but Sheol [she’ll] never spare a soul. cry about it.

@wallhackio while i snack on this bon-bon, go weed out your pun garden. only quality wordplay deserves a place in my mentions

@wallhackio not done yet. im gonna slice you up and cook you like it’s ichibongo

oh no, what’s that?? i guess i forgot to wash the ink off my paws from making that valentine…
*runs and hides despite clear pawprint trail leading to the hiding spot*

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@coriander no i’m saying that being a Certified Greenie means you get to sponsor Coriander’s membership

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📟🐱 GlitchCat

A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.