æʃliŋ, loaf of autismo @aescling@cat.family
- website
- https://æscling.cat.family
- neopronouns
- æ / ær / æi / æin / æinselves
- https://misskey-hub.net/ns#isCat
- true
- pawprint
- openpgp4fpr:104798A74A3F3CEA9B29B369B34C7264BB895704
- header
- miss bird and miss cat, by mira ongchua
Owner
it’s pronounced “ashling”. canonically a black housecat or any of the grass cat pokémon, but currently experiencing daily TFs. Commewnist. it/she and more. i automatically change my pfp on the furst post of the day. (i suppurrt PluralDawn (https://exa.y2k.diy/garden/pluraldawn/) fur when i want to spontaneously change form fur a post or two)
GlitchCat syscatmin and meowstodev; @ me about techincal problems with the instance, or fur feature requests. i got a job due to some extent to my work on this instance
i am the kind of furry who is a weirdo horny freak (affectionate) about it but i don’t talk about that much on this account
available via email with the same username and domain. DM/email for other purrotocols
workplace policy is to clarify that all of my opinions expressed here are my own, and not those of my employer
Joined Sep 2021
re: highposting, mumbling
@melaniemoo i just think of them like prageru; it can be fun to see just how bullshit they’ll be sometimes
@monorail how did i miscount syllables on line three
re: fragment
@compufox timmy and tommy making finger guns
i don’t know that i’ve ever written a sonnet that didn’t get self-aware at the end in a trasparent stretch to 14 lines
re: brain noise
@compufox meowlllllllllll!!!!
re: brain noise
@compufox you open it and i’m inside 
æʃliŋ, loaf of autismo
boosted
So! You think yourself the toughest guy?
Inclined to have a rough go in the bed?
In so doing, tough to satisfy?
And out of bed, you always puff your chest?
Then know that I am of the baddest type,
Inclined to make your mother so upset,
Your girlfriend, I make mad and scream and cry,
To do so, I need only take to pen,
And then seduce your dear father thereby!
It may be true that I’m opposite of best;
’Tis obv’ous truth, on which you can rely.
I may only be like this for the rest
Of life, my life, so this sonnet I write.
So! You think yourself the toughest guy?
Inclined to have a rough go in the bed?
In so doing, tough to satisfy?
And out of bed, you always puff your chest?
Then know that I am of the baddest type,
Inclined to make your mother so upset,
Your girlfriend, I make mad and scream and cry,
To do so, I need only take to pen,
And then seduce your dear father thereby!
It may be true that I’m opposite of best;
’Tis obv’ous truth, on which you can rely.
I may only be like this for the rest
Of life, my life, so this sonnet I write.
@compufox no bloodsucking contract no motherfucking coffee
absolutely nothing
-dunking a pawbbean in a mug of water, looking at viewer seductively- now just between you and me, i make for the hottest coffee around -eyebrow wiggle-
re: beverage
@compufox mrrap
re: :P re: mass subtoot
re: beverage
@compufox “infusing” is an accurate word here
“brewing” probably works
:P re: mass subtoot
@compufox which—
@monorail gotta love that Optimization
i wish the kobo libra 2 had more buttons and less touch screen
re: twitch stream time
@manifold bzz!
@xenon @melaniemoo @compufox aww you make me blush
- website
- https://æscling.cat.family
- neopronouns
- æ / ær / æi / æin / æinselves
- https://misskey-hub.net/ns#isCat
- true
- pawprint
- openpgp4fpr:104798A74A3F3CEA9B29B369B34C7264BB895704
- header
- miss bird and miss cat, by mira ongchua
Owner
it’s pronounced “ashling”. canonically a black housecat or any of the grass cat pokémon, but currently experiencing daily TFs. Commewnist. it/she and more. i automatically change my pfp on the furst post of the day. (i suppurrt PluralDawn (https://exa.y2k.diy/garden/pluraldawn/) fur when i want to spontaneously change form fur a post or two)
GlitchCat syscatmin and meowstodev; @ me about techincal problems with the instance, or fur feature requests. i got a job due to some extent to my work on this instance
i am the kind of furry who is a weirdo horny freak (affectionate) about it but i don’t talk about that much on this account
available via email with the same username and domain. DM/email for other purrotocols
workplace policy is to clarify that all of my opinions expressed here are my own, and not those of my employer
Joined Sep 2021
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