æʃliŋ, loaf of autismo @aescling@cat.family

“this is boring!!!! please give me the fun dance paaaaaaaarts” —me, naive little kit that i was

part of growing up is realizing One More Time was actually made astronomically better by having the breakdown

@coriander i just recently added it

mornyawn, and also, hey @clock

ÆSCLING ACTIVATES the TF MACHINE!

ÆSCLING TRANSFURMS from EEVEE to FURRET!

ÆSCLING SWISCHES its big fluffy $$$$-ing TAIL!

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@wallhackio @amy he did not hit it

@vaporeon_ *does my best to purroject relatively tiny eevee noises up into the sky so you can hear them*

eevee noises

​ neighbor saw i had been drinking out of an espeon mug and went “nice.”

@amy @wallhackio :kris: (you don’t even wavedash…)

@amy @wallhackio :susie: shoulda SDI’d, dumbass

@vaporeon_ microwave instructions are ultimately suggestions but i've never had them tell me a timing that will just straight up burn your food... maybe the instructions were tuned fur the whole thing?? or maybe your microwave is Powerful idk

furgive me, i wrote “Bædsce” and thought that was something he would say

BEHOLD!!!! I haveth created a "Bædsce" most bespoke, that thou mayeth put on thine Web Site... And, with it propogatingeth across the Web, i shall gainst much Clout, by which manner I shallst... attract the attention of whoever beeth in charge of the Internet????

@vaporeon_ it means your instance interpurreted a Unicode escape character as a hashtag. U+00E6 (escaped as æ) is an æ

have an Official æscling Badge. Bædge. ...Bædsce? whatever