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@vaporeon_ microwave instructions are ultimately suggestions but i've never had them tell me a timing that will just straight up burn your food... maybe the instructions were tuned fur the whole thing?? or maybe your microwave is Powerful idk

furgive me, i wrote “Bædsce” and thought that was something he would say

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BEHOLD!!!! I haveth created a "Bædsce" most bespoke, that thou mayeth put on thine Web Site... And, with it propogatingeth across the Web, i shall gainst much Clout, by which manner I shallst... attract the attention of whoever beeth in charge of the Internet????

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@vaporeon_ it means your instance interpurreted a Unicode escape character as a hashtag. U+00E6 (escaped as æ) is an æ

“Sauve qui peut”. This is a French phrase that translates literally to something like "save yourself who's able/can" and roughly equates to “run for your life!” or “every man for himself!”, indicating a chaotic or dangerous situation/stampede. Postcard from my collection, no date/info.

the tail on the powered by veevees!! badge is So Cute

hello, i need to sit on your lap pls. right now. and no you can’t move me once i’m there.

RE: blackqueer.life/@moo/117281787

Just got my property tax bullshit in the mail, it’s not due until December but I want to just get this out of the way

I owe $92

ÆSCLING ACTIVATES the TF MACHINE!

ÆSCLING TRANSFURMS from SPRIGATITO to EEVEE!

ÆSCLING SWISCHES its big fluffy $$$$-ing TAIL!

— :aescling_tf_machine:

i don’t actually care lol 

@wallhackio @coriander

you guys

[COMICALLY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER] guess they can be wrong about two (2) things

@wallhackio bumby the loaf having eaten a soup, call that a bread bowl

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