not a serious take
@wallhackio not an undergrad but purrsonally i just despise how if-elseif chains look
@vaporeon_ meow meow meow
@vaporeon_ lynx is a category of felid that includes bobcats
@vaporeon_ feels like this shouldn’t be too hard to implement and i’m kinda surpurrised it doesn’t seem to exist yet
@coriander i just reread and misread this toot as saying “piss merchant” and i am now amused at the concept
@wallhackio no
@wallhackio purrobably not
the thing about @wallhackio showing me gone as my furst hyperpop-era charli xcx song is that she might not have ever topped it
re: jk rowling
silly re: sex toys
@viscountexx 🫵 masochists
@compufox hell yeah
@vaporeon_
love this creature, the bumblebee
it’s pronounced “ashling”. canonically a black housecat or any of the grass cat pokémon, but currently experiencing daily TFs. Commewnist. it/she and more. i automatically change my pfp on the furst post of the day. (i suppurrt PluralDawn (https://exa.y2k.diy/garden/pluraldawn/) fur when i want to spontaneously change form fur a post or two)
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