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not a serious take 

@wallhackio @vaporeon_

:blobmeow_sadafterreach:​ if else

:blobmeow_sadafterreach:​ switch

:blobmeow_forereach:​ map whose values are the corresponding handler to run

@wallhackio not an undergrad but purrsonally i just despise how if-elseif chains look

@vaporeon_ feels like this shouldn’t be too hard to implement and i’m kinda surpurrised it doesn’t seem to exist yet

@coriander i just reread and misread this toot as saying “piss merchant” and i am now amused at the concept

the thing about @wallhackio showing me gone as my furst hyperpop-era charli xcx song is that she might not have ever topped it

returning to my owner with the results of my hunt (links to cat pictures)

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A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.