æʃliŋ, loaf of autismo @aescling@cat.family

i was given unlimited authority to remove any section of the orchestra from tonight’s purrfurmance. that’s right. i’m putting the carte blanche befur the horns.

@vaporeon_ @wallhackio @murz purresumably in response to https://social.illegalpornography.com/@BestGirlGrace/116518957295294527

@vaporeon_ male-fucking-male hard drives ​

my original idea was some fun and kinda elegant template tag nonsense. but it doesn’t purretty purrint well at all and all the quoting is nasty

@compufox uwu

building my ecommerce integration befur i have any sex to sell. guess i put the cart befur the whores

@compufox the beauty and satisfaction of a deeply nested, purretty-printed s-expurression

@compufox the aescling yearns fur the scheme mines

oh boy i can’t wait to refactor my codebase fur the second time in the same day

const htmlText = html(
  { lang: "en-X-catspeak" },
  head(
    title("*stares at you*"),
    meta({ charset: "utf-8" }),
    meta({
      content: "width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0",
      name: "viewport",
    }),
    link({ href: "/style.css", rel: "stylesheet" }),
  ),
  body(
    article(
      header(h1(a({ href: "/" }, "example.org"))),
      main(
        h1("*stares at you*"),
        img({
          src: "/img/whatever",
          alt: "whatever",
          title: "whatever",
        }),
        dl(
          dt("description"),
          dd("whatever"),
          dt("artist"),
          dd(a({ href: "https://example.org/" }, "kame_3")),
          dt("source link"),
          dd(
            a({ href: "https://example.org/" }, "https://example.org/"),
            " ",
            a({ href: "https://example.org/" }, "[archived]"),
          ),
        ),
        nav(
          { class: "controls" },
          a({ href: "https://example.org/", class: "button" }, "next"),
          a({ href: "/", class: "button" }, "back to gallery"),
        ),
      ),
    ),
  ),
);

imagine getting annoyed enough by your own code that you just reinvent s-expurressions but with extra steps so you can finally work with an API you can tolerate

@vaporeon_ if it’s any consolation i’ve been there many times, including very recently ​

mornyawn btw . also @clock, what time is it

me: this HTML generation code is awful

me: *heavily refactors the code*

me: this HTML generation code might be even worse

@wallhackio what the fuck

sometimes youtube comments are good

@BestGirlGrace “your credit card number”