æʃliŋ, loaf of autismo @aescling@cat.family

@wallhackio @coriander get preyed on bitch

@wallhackio @coriander * clodvestigation

@wallhackio @coriander very impurressive. i’m sure it took years of investigation to figure that one out.

@coriander @wallhackio never too late to get a new hobby :3

@wallhackio @coriander you should be writing these jokes about me, goblin. i’m the one that buys Coffee Water. yes i Can tell a diffurence

@wallhackio @coriander you did it the same way fur years until you moved in with me and finally had a scale to use

@wallhackio @coriander by mass. danmit

@wallhackio @coriander (half an ounce of water is very roughly 15g)

@wallhackio @coriander typical recommended bloom ratios are between 2:1 and 3:1 by weight; i’d recommend 1 to 1.5oz. i’d use 1.5 at 14g of coffee

@wallhackio @coriander how much water do you even use to bloom your coffee. is it just vibes

@wallhackio @coriander i have to reset the coffee scale to grams every day because of that embumby’d little shit

@Breakfast @wallhackio @vaporeon_ die Chimnk’dpea

@wallhackio @coriander my feelings towards the goblin are as my feelings towards the cops: “fuck you”

@coriander this made sense to me when i wrote it but the grammar is confusing me in retrospect

@vaporeon_ @wallhackio

we federate but silenced, so that the 1% there is something there any of us might want to follow we can still see it

@coriander like as to the cops, fuck you

@vaporeon_ @wallhackio it was a .social post, which maybe explains it https://mastodon.social/@cmconseils/116325455059349257

hashtag tdov

the eternal tragedy of the grass’d catte: “this food needs more salt… fuck i added too much salt”

cc @wallhackio