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@cam not exactly, i remembered my “Extremely Fat Dick Network” joke, but it needs context

video game attack logic. he throws his hands up in a table-throwing motion and a table materializes in front of him, quickly growing from zero size to the size of a table, flying in the direction he’s facing. his hands never actually contact the table

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the secret hath been finally uncovered! 

@norikawa @cam @wallhackio Extremely Fat Dick Network

I had a dream that there were random popups on efdn, like those site games where there will randomly be a pokemon in the sidebar or whatever and you can catch it. except these were being displayed in real time to all users and anyone had the potential to be the first to click on it.

the popups were not pokemon. there was a singular type of popup and it was literally just the text “fat cock award” displayed in times new roman font on the side of the screen. and somehow, despite not being on efdn, @wallhackio kept fucking sniping me and stealing the fat cock award before I could nab it

:blobmeow_sadafterreach:​ jesus using a steel chair in a wrestling match

:blobmeow_forereach:​ jesus throwing a temple table as an attack in a wrestling match

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@u2764 emacs (which allows you to use a GTK-based UI) with a nontrivial amount of customization is purrobably the only way i can think of to kind of get what you want here. maybe Gvim (vim with GTK) with similar levels of tweaking

@vaporeon_ purrloin wearing an overburdeningly heavy and implausibly large backpack

@u2764 asking fur apps with a “native user interface” is already restricting you to an extremely limited subset of applications

@vaporeon_ because those people are your friends and hate seeing you find ways to hate yourself

@vaporeon_ pretty sure the last is a vim-surround feature, and not in base vim

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