@vaporeon_ shortest i can come up with is “AP microblogging software”, which i do not love
re: nsfw
@wallhackio @cam 99% of the time i judge you in that siblingish way when you act like an annoying little shit like this, but i sadly must admit that this time made me laugh
@monorail zeno’s paradox thwarted by quantum mechanics
@vaporeon_ @clock umby!
all caps
wrestler: I AM THE ONE AND ONLY, THE GREATEST WRESTLER IN THE LEAGUE. NO ONE CAN DEFEAT ME. I AM ACHILLES!!!
*the crowd erupts into cheers. but suddenly:*
unseen wrestler: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
*as the other wrestler steps out into the light, the crowd immediately gasps in fear and recognition, and begins to boo*
announcer: oh, no! it’s Achilles’s Heel!
the purroblem with my vocabulary recognition these days is 50% of the time i’m 90% sure i’m using the word right but i couldn’t actually purropurrly define it without consulting a dictionary furst
@coriander @wallhackio i know what the GOAT is
@coriander @wallhackio stephen will be playing a giraffe actually
@coriander me when i talk about someone who refuses to ever play shirts:
@coriander i would say super bunnyhop but iirc he does like the games
@Breakfast @The_T @SapphicGiraffic maybe it’s diffurent outside the US, but there is the one caveat that airplanes, due to their air quality already incidentally being regulated, have drastically better air quality and circulation than trains
it’s pronounced “ashling”. canonically a black housecat or any of the grass cat pokémon, but currently experiencing daily TFs. Commewnist. she/it. i automatically change my pfp on the furst post of the day
GlitchCat syscatmin and meowstodev; @ me about techincal problems with the instance, or fur feature requests. i got a job due to some extent to my work on this instance
i have very strong opinions about the sonic furanchise. pokémon has me in a chokehold when it comes to merchandise
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“all this shit is still incomprehensible but im glad u accomplished something” ―@wallhackio
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