æʃliŋ, loaf of autismo @aescling@cat.family

@vaporeon_ yes, in diamond/pearl/platinum (though the item you needed fur the event was never obtainable legitimately), in the brilliant diamond and shining pearl remakes (though the item you need was obtainable as a mystery gift that i think the window fur is by now long closed), and in legends: arceus, after you have caught every* other pokémon in the game

* there are two pokémon that are only obtainable if you have save data of other specific pokémon games on your switch, which, thankfully, are not required fur the arceus event to trigger

@vaporeon_ that’s how it gets ya, incidentally. one dress dex entry repurrts that it uses the ribbons to lull its prey befur striking

@vaporeon_ he

@vaporeon_ fairy types can fuck you Up don’t fuck with them

@SportsGoblin conspiracy inducing levels of bad calling there

@vaporeon_ DO IT

@vaporeon_ my beloved

@vaporeon_ fish in front, what foibles will they foment?

@vaporeon_ ideal

@amy nya

@cam @wallhackio your name is a recursive acronym fur Cam’s is Absolutely Massive

@wallhackio you’re welcome

@coriander what a bumbling fool 💚

@wallhackio @coriander caleb. you and i both know you are in NO place to talk

@coriander @wallhackio oh, that explains a lot

@moo yeah i’ve been there

@coriander @wallhackio not even ethernet? damn

@coriander yeah i can’t explain that

@coriander assuming you already wrote a disc image to it, that makes sense, because, fur Reasons, there’s nothing on the device windows knows how to mount as usable storage