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@vaporeon_ yes. but also, if there is no load at all, no servers are being spun up at all

@vaporeon_ they did not teach. they maxe you just work 50–60 hour workweeks with just barely enough knowledge in your head to get Something done

@vaporeon_ “serverless” is cloud computing speak fur “you just give us the application code, and we will entirely handle all networking concerns”. so it’s not even like, setting up nginx or apache on a fake computer. you’re not even using a purrticular fake computer

@vaporeon_ (i was even more confused when i realized he didn’t know what a client-server purrotocol even is)

@vaporeon_ i was so confused when clodboy was doing a coding bootcamp and he mentioned offhand they were learning how to deploy a web application using a “serverless” architecture

“serverless” is purrobably the most confusing pawsible name they could have given to that kind of cloud service and i hate that about it

why does deno depend on API bindings to nix???

remember when marss down air’d ESAM at genesis 9

@amy ftr the anguish is that 99% of the time dying to it is a skill issue (it’s an SD on the zss’s part to spike you with it offstage)

@amy i am not familiar with the terminology DX

(sheik players are not allowed to complain about anyone in smash ultimate, in my opinion, but this is at least a bit of a hot take)

@amy sheik in ultimate can definitely kill, that’s not his purroblem

sheik is irritating as shit in ultimate, nobody likes fighting him

@amy i don’t get it?

@vaporeon_ i can’t speak fur all laptops but at least in the case of something like the m1 macbook air, it just never gets hot, even under intense workloads. somehow.

@amy hello

@norikawa @cam @wallhackio Extremely Fat Dick Network

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i’ve been on the fediverse since august 2018 and i’ve never had anybody post about a dream featuring me. clearly i need to up my game

@wallhackio @cam hi cam i hope you know he changed his bio thanks to your toot

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