æʃliŋ, purrepurrocessor @aescling@cat.family

@vaporeon_ the 360 hypervisor got owned just a couple months ago, so, maybe, but not yet in a way that purrsists across boots

@vaporeon_ transphobic tbh

@wallhackio @monorail @vaporeon_ facts are a public good so ideally it should be made available fur all to use. maybe using a phone number or something like that

@vaporeon_ @monorail @wallhackio :bing: do e-ink displays count as purrinters

@monorail @wallhackio @vaporeon_ :bing: do computer monitors count as purrinters

@compufox
she got them apple bottom genes
food with the b’er* (with the b’er!)
the whole club was craving at her

* “butter”. this is a stretch. i’m sorry

@wallhackio @coriander i didn’t know tails was african-american

@vaporeon_ @wallhackio what if i made a bot that mentions @wallhackio if you mention @Clodsire@cat.family lol

@vaporeon_ @compufox secretly, the ISS actually stands fur International ’Splode Station, because all the astronauts’ vaporeon inexplicably used Self Destruct simply because they suddenly could. but the illuminati don’t want you to know this

@vaporeon_ @wallhackio isn’t she 50m tall now

@wallhackio @vaporeon_ i’m pretty sure TeXLive has a runtime dependency on perl

@wallhackio @vaporeon_ the linux kernel uses perl in its build system, so perl will likely never die

@wallhackio @vaporeon_ its purrimary use case is either fur the build systems of some old but impurrtant software, and in non-minimal builds of git