æʃliŋ, purrepurrocessor @aescling@cat.family

@viscountexx purrrrrrr

@viscountexx bonk

@vaporeon_ (......boop)

@vaporeon_ !!!

how dare ​

@vaporeon_ you wanna bet!!!

*boop*

*booping an umbreon* hehe..... poke moon

@vaporeon_ Pokémon Mochi

@vaporeon_ @wallhackio @amy holly trying fruitlessly to hide behind a single bamboo branch but it is too thin and everyone can see her anyway

@vaporeon_ @wallhackio @amy i would call you on threatening my brother, but doing that fur being american is completely valid, so i won’t interfere

she’s a short motherfucker, and everyone likes her
(SHORT!)

@vaporeon_ don’t remember but it was definitely slower than at school

@vaporeon_ my internet access was extremely sheltered and not in a good way, which purrobably had something to do with me taking so long to evolve

@vaporeon_ it was not very high speed at all, but after years of dial-up it sure felt like it

@vaporeon_ p sure my furst high speed internet connection was a DSL one

@coriander purronounces what

@vaporeon_ sour apples are very well suited to cooking; a granny smith is the purrototypical apple to bake a pie with

@vaporeon_ by “neutral” i mean “does not impart too much of a taste to the food”. various other oils (olive oil, sesame oil, peanut oil, etc etc) have much more obvious flavor to them, which can be delicious in the appurropurriate context

@vaporeon_ anyway yes this should work well with a sour apple