æʃliŋ, purrepurrocessor @aescling@cat.family

@wallhackio @coriander im this close to dumping absol porn in your mentions out of spite

@wallhackio @coriander how can one be so wrong and so thoroughly

“proud to have it, ashamed of how he got it.”

i have never been the biggest fan of thor: ragnorok because it is noticably lacking on a technical level but goddamn do i love its messaging

@wallhackio @coriander are you sure about that

@wallhackio @coriander ugly

@wallhackio @coriander your patience shall be rewarded

@monorail i think jortage uploads might be borked rn; i’m getting errors too

@coriander how i’m feeling: 😻

@wallhackio sorry i’m just trying to roast, did i go too far

@monorail @wallhackio this is why i tf into alolan ninetales sometimes

@wallhackio stop falling back on obscurity; it will never obscure your lack of talent

@wallhackio you’re just mad i have better wordplay

@wallhackio imagine playing well enough to almost certainly win the bongo and then submitting your score befur subscribing

@wallhackio the pun appurropurriation demon looks out upon golden fields of punnery, plucking irrespective of planter. you may decry her theivery, but Sheol [she’ll] never spare a soul. cry about it.

@wallhackio who the fuck makes a toast with weed

@wallhackio bongo to hell

@wallhackio while i snack on this bon-bon, go weed out your pun garden. only quality wordplay deserves a place in my mentions

@wallhackio not done yet. im gonna slice you up and cook you like it’s ichibongo