@wallhackio @coriander ugly
@wallhackio @coriander your patience shall be rewarded
@monorail i think jortage uploads might be borked rn; i’m getting errors too
@coriander how i’m feeling: 😻
@wallhackio sorry i’m just trying to roast, did i go too far
@monorail @wallhackio this is why i tf into alolan ninetales sometimes
@wallhackio stop falling back on obscurity; it will never obscure your lack of talent
@wallhackio you’re just mad i have better wordplay
@wallhackio imagine playing well enough to almost certainly win the bongo and then submitting your score befur subscribing
@wallhackio the pun appurropurriation demon looks out upon golden fields of punnery, plucking irrespective of planter. you may decry her theivery, but Sheol [she’ll] never spare a soul. cry about it.
@wallhackio who the fuck makes a toast with weed
@wallhackio while i snack on this bon-bon, go weed out your pun garden. only quality wordplay deserves a place in my mentions
@wallhackio not done yet. im gonna slice you up and cook you like it’s ichibongo
oh no, what’s that?? i guess i forgot to wash the ink off my paws from making that valentine…
*runs and hides despite clear pawprint trail leading to the hiding spot*
#MechName MAKING THE GREEN ONE RED
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