@monorail @wallhackio this is why i tf into alolan ninetales sometimes
@wallhackio stop falling back on obscurity; it will never obscure your lack of talent
@wallhackio you’re just mad i have better wordplay
@wallhackio imagine playing well enough to almost certainly win the bongo and then submitting your score befur subscribing
@wallhackio the pun appurropurriation demon looks out upon golden fields of punnery, plucking irrespective of planter. you may decry her theivery, but Sheol [she’ll] never spare a soul. cry about it.
@wallhackio who the fuck makes a toast with weed
@wallhackio while i snack on this bon-bon, go weed out your pun garden. only quality wordplay deserves a place in my mentions
@wallhackio not done yet. im gonna slice you up and cook you like it’s ichibongo
oh no, what’s that?? i guess i forgot to wash the ink off my paws from making that valentine…
*runs and hides despite clear pawprint trail leading to the hiding spot*
#MechName MAKING THE GREEN ONE RED
@coriander sorry i just love that shakespeare phrase fur some reason
@coriander MAKING THE GREEN ONE RED
@coriander something something ecosocialism
@coriander the complement of green is red after all
@coriander no i’m saying that being a Certified Greenie means you get to sponsor Coriander’s membership
@coriander that’s just enough to could join the IWW!
it’s pronounced “ashling”. canonically a black housecat or any of the grass cat pokémon, but currently experiencing daily TFs. Commewnist. she/it
GlitchCat syscatmin and meowstodev; @ me about techincal problems with the instance, or fur feature requests. i got a job due to some extent to my work on this instance
i have very strong opinions about the sonic furanchise. pokémon has me in a chokehold when it comes to merchandise
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“all this shit is still incomprehensible but im glad u accomplished something” ―@wallhackio
“i feel mildly relieved that the obscure and esoteric code that i use to build the site will always be definitely outclassed by the obscure and esoteric code that you use to serve it” ―@Lady