@wallhackio imagine playing well enough to almost certainly win the bongo and then submitting your score befur subscribing
@wallhackio the pun appurropurriation demon looks out upon golden fields of punnery, plucking irrespective of planter. you may decry her theivery, but Sheol [she’ll] never spare a soul. cry about it.
@wallhackio who the fuck makes a toast with weed
@wallhackio while i snack on this bon-bon, go weed out your pun garden. only quality wordplay deserves a place in my mentions
@wallhackio not done yet. im gonna slice you up and cook you like it’s ichibongo
oh no, what’s that?? i guess i forgot to wash the ink off my paws from making that valentine…
*runs and hides despite clear pawprint trail leading to the hiding spot*
#MechName MAKING THE GREEN ONE RED
@coriander sorry i just love that shakespeare phrase fur some reason
@coriander MAKING THE GREEN ONE RED
@coriander something something ecosocialism
@coriander the complement of green is red after all
@coriander no i’m saying that being a Certified Greenie means you get to sponsor Coriander’s membership
@coriander that’s just enough to could join the IWW!
@compufox menace
@wallhackio bitch 💚
@wallhackio love you too bro
re: :P re: a post for aescling only you wouldn't get it
@wallhackio you’re welcome :3
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