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so yesterday as u may know i went to the ren faire as a mermaid in my wheelchair and i had the best day ever

one of the biggest highlights is that it turns out if you look like a mermaid, every kid at the event is going to go "oh my god a real mermaid" and come up and say hi

a lot of the parents actively were like "do you wanna say hi to the mermaid?" and i got cute shy waves and such or "You're a mermaid? I'm a princess!", but my favorite was the kid who came up to touch my tail and check that it was real and then went "i can have your mermaid treasure" (stated as fact) - a moment in which i was immediately heartbroken that i did not have a little pouch of gems and seashells to hand over

re: carrion crow skull 

@MindmeshLink i will comment that as soon as fae decided to get the friend, my spouses picked her up and started giving her tiny little headpats like you would a mouse

re: weed, hornyish, feet 

@MindmeshLink spousies on faer bullshit, what crimes will fae gay

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@MindmeshLink does he say "fire in the hole" in the exact same voice when coming out his neopenis

spouses who invite a friend over to start talking their ear off about sonic 1 movie and then jojo's

@MindmeshLink what if we got tangled up in each other's quanta.... haha jk..... unless..............

catflames who notice the cat just in the corner of their vision and immediately interrupt what they’re saying to go

oh! it’s The Boy!!!!

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this is an official warning that if you have a cat in your house, if i find it, i will immediately stop what i am doing to spend a midwestern goodbye’s length amount of time trying to befriend your cat if it will let me

re: food, disordered eating 

@MindmeshLink very relatable turn of phrase

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