Touching Vaporeon would just get you wet, but that wouldn't result in permanent damage
Unless Vaporeon decides to Hydro Pump you in retaliation and/or drown you in the water
@vaporeon_ there is not a single pokémon that is not at least a little bit terrifying if you think about it
@aescling @vaporeon_ I would love a pokemon survival game where the pokemon live in a dynamic ecosystem Rain World-style and are extraordinarily hostile and dangerous to the player
@wallhackio @vaporeon_ i mean, you could make that game where you play as a small pokémon the whole time. like a in rattata or something. might work better that way
@aescling @wallhackio Eevee? 
Or is Eevee too big?
@vaporeon_ @wallhackio eevee is purrobably a purredator (its evolutions mostly definitely are) and rain world is about being a prey animal in a hostile world
@vaporeon_ @wallhackio also yeah the player character in rain world is much smaller than an eevee
@aescling @wallhackio How small they?
Here's a list of Pokémon by size, but I don't know what size to look for... https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/List_of_Pok%C3%A9mon_by_height