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i know Dusk Form Lycanroc is the sexy option because it was originally an event exclusive, but Midday Form is too kind and obedient for me (and the LAST thing i’m doing at noon is evolving)

also dusk form is the futch option

also i am sexy

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@Lady you still faint to one flower trick

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@aescling unless i hold a focus sash and use counter

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@Lady sure but do you really want sash though

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@Lady btw jolly overgrow focus sash meow is a set, purrticularly in early doubles when meow was not overshowed by All The Fucking Goddamn Other Even Better Pokemon Oh My God It's So Much

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@aescling cat i think surviving with 1HP+Counter+Accelrock is about my only hope for making it thru bad type matchups i don’t have Moves

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@Lady i have sucker punch lol

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@aescling those are both Priority +1 so i guess it comes down to IV/EV and Nature

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@Lady btw calling a lycanroc from "sexy" is

🫵 furry behavior

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@aescling i say sexy but in fact i’ve never seen a lycanroc porn i liked (i’ve never seen a lycanroc porn)

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@Lady most lycanroc porn distorts whatever form is being depicted to be softer and rounder and i don’t know if it annoys me more that (a) they ignore the viciousness of the mon that’s the entire point come the fuck on, or (b) that i like (some) of the results anyway,

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@aescling i mean appearing calm and soft but being secretly ferocious is kind of dusk form lycanroc’s whole bit

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@Lady sure but the official design of dusk form still looks like it can kill you and might also want to; this is usually lost in translation

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@Lady this only reinforces my opinion

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@Lady it just hit me that the 'roc you think the sexy one is the one that best embodies chihayafuru as the poetry girl explains it

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@aescling anyway the point was that you should send me dusk form lycanroc porn you like so i can tell you whether i think it is sexy or not

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@Lady the only roc porn i specifically remember liking is "just" suggestive (if even), is of a midnight form (boy), and very much softens all the edges of the design but now i'm gonna look Fur The Bit

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@aescling yeah see everyone is all about midnight form because reasons but i actually think it’s the least hot of the three

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@aescling this isn’t even a “i’m attracted to pokémon” take it’s just a “i can read lesbian signalling”

midnight form is all about the streets midday form is all about the sheets

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@Lady i have no idea what you mean by this

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@Lady anyway i regret to infurm that you most dusk lycanroc form is fucking mid

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@aescling disappointing they should get on that

is there any good midday or is that also a bust

where do you go to look for these things

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@Lady not a complete archive by any means and i kinda dislike it but the funny number website (e621.net) is basically the go-to fur searching through furry porn

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@Lady i don't feel like looking fur any more so here's some dusk porn lyconroc i actually kind of like; feel free to harshly judge my tastes

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@aescling i like how your favourite porns are the extremely cutesy ones

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@Lady yeah,

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@aescling how to put this… a lot of the dykes who are big and tough and bashing cop cars in the front lines of protests are like that because they have been hurt before, sometimes romantically or sexually, and consequently can be a lot more temperamental or selective about when or where or why or if they fuck

where as the dykes who are less visibly disruptive and are the loyal and kind and protective types… absolute freaks in bed

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@aescling take you for example

i don’t see you bashing any cop cars and you’re horny as fuck

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