@Betty oh no
@crystalvisits there are already several versions of mastodon which do allow 5+ option polls — your best bet is probably asking your instance admin if they can switch to using glitch or hometown
@distel life goals tbh
@MDZSKinkPromptBot cleaning out the Sun Palace going very weirdly for LXC
@stelepami oh wow you’re a whole month behind our box—we’re starting to get signs of hatching!
@PapyrusBrigade my understanding was that Toronto was the second most expensive city in Canada, so that tracks
@weirdestate @PapyrusBrigade 1.75M seems reasonably pricey to me?
@rigormorphis baffled and confused
@mythologybot yikes wtf
@Forestofglory @soph_sol i will definitely never read this but i do find the fact that it exists kinda hillarious
@alis truly the world would be a better place id more people drove Toyota Yaris’s instead of giant SUV/CRVs
@alyssa good afternoon!
@serenadestrong but also like, if u can’t say the words “hey can you finger yourself” should we really be having sex? 🤔
@serenadestrong laughing at the 3 way tie between the yes answers rn. clearly this is VERY effective communication 😂
I would assume like, bidet clean not enema clean + stretching / lube as prep
@RussSharek that seems incredibly unpleasant to remove!
@Betty i am reminded of that one kurt vonnegut quote where his wife is like “if you bought an entire book of stamps you wouldnt have to waste a half hour going to the post office every time you wanted to mail a letter” and he’s like “ok but walking to the post office is the highlight of my entire day????”
@Betty yeah i mean, a tv show doesnt really allow for much of a conversation either, but our financial model there isn’t “this is only profitable if the people producing this do nothing but produce content for 18 hours a day and the people consuming it spend all their free time watching”
@Betty the term parasocial relationship was wildly overused for a while there but even that fact itself does seem to point towards us as a society struggling with this a bit yeah
i dont think streaming is necessarily inherently worse than like, youtuber or fedi or whatever on a per dose basis. but the vibe i get is that current monetization systems require you to put in crazy hours? and like, doing that much of ANYTHING can’t be healthy
sleepy af
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